(via flowerings)

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Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can’t get hung up on real world morality. We need to survive and win.

(Source: solthree, via shirley-s-sandwiches)

By the way, when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. You may notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back.

(Source: garfinski, via communitythings)


Textbook Chang.

(Source: the1d975)